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CONFUSING ENGLISH


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Hollandcalled Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars haveparking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, doeshe become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Get Back to WORK

few days....

damn... only few days left to my 2nd last exam in ntu... ... still feeling i've not done enuff...

well im rejected by accenture and few other companies as expected... so the bottomline is RESULTS are still the most impt fucking criteria for their screening stage after seeing all my frens who went for numerous interviews are those hailed as 'shen'.... hell with cca records unless u're president of SU ot some other big big clubs....

ROAR!!!!! im gonna get tat so called criteria for this remaining 2 exams.... *tying a band with 'bi sheng' written on it on my head*

1 week before exams....

yes... its 1 week left before the start of my 2nd last exam of my uni days... im feeling tired... but got a feeling inside of me tat is like "cherish wat is lost" and i shld enjoy wat is left of my uni days and enjoy my study... tis keeps me going... and going and going...

well haven updated my blog for a long time... not many stuff i remem had happened... went oktoberfest which i ain't got enuff beer n food there...

went wif shaun to meet some guy from accenture and had lotsa drink at asia bar then acid bar... dun think my resume got thru anyway...

dun think got any thing else tat's interesting happened.... study study study.... with a bit of dota here and there...

feel like drinking some vodka now... no $$... nvm... back to study...